Thursday, April 05, 2007

i knew he was hot way back when...

Okay, so if you haven't heard this piece of trash, then you are missing out. A few weeks ago, one Britney Wighead Spears was seen making out with some dude in the bushes whilst in rehab. Yeap, she and her unnamed victim had been playing a friendly game of tennis before high tailing it to the bushes to have a make out session. Well, Wighead has kept quiet who her prey was, but just yesterday, this dude's publicist made it known that the victime/idiot is actually...our very own little aspiring accoustic guitar perv...HOWIE DAY.

Read this story for a far funnier telling...

2 comments:

mep said...

I actually heard that just today. Howie, Howie. And seriously man, one album in like five years? If you don't hurry up you are going to be a one album wonder.

The two of them could do a duet album, now that would be a hit.

katie said...

holy hell. could you imagine what that would sound like? "perfect time of day" mashed with "toxic"? my ears are bleeding just thinking about it. too funny.