These are hilarious. Forward to Jen. I'm going to start using a few myself.
-- Save us, Superman
-- Suck on that, losers
-- Well, I’m off to the dog track
-- Three of tonight’s stories were fake. Write in if you think you know which ones
-- I’m gonna go get my freak on
-- Good night and get laid
-- Peace out, bitches
-- All you creepy old guys can put your pants back on
-- I’m Katie Couric, I'm gonna go get me some ribs
-- Next stop, Margaritaville
-- Oh, Lordy, I gots the news fever
-- Keep it real, pimps and ho’s
-- Let’s turn this mother out again tomorrow
-- Here, kitty kitty kitty
-- Keep feelin’ the funk
-- Til tomorrow, morons
-- Big up to my peeps in lockdown
-- Return to your sad little lives
-- From me to you, suck it
-- Putting the 'BS’ in CBS
2 comments:
i honestly don't know which one is my favorite. okay, maybe the one where she would say, "from me to you, suck it". that my friends is class.
big up to my peeps in lockdown!!
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