Assistant #1: Did you know that one of the ingredients in gum is coyote urine? Assistant #2: Did you know that there's something in cat urine that causes schizophrenia?
Sweet. Love the comment. Is there a site where I can list dumba** sentences of my students from their papers without being sued? If so, I have a book's worth. For example, did you know that Harper's Ferry (a anti-slave revolt in the 1850s) was really Herpes Berry? Lots of mental images there.
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We have officially made OVERHEARD IN THE OFFICE!!! YEAH!! Yeap, this was a direct quote from two of the assistants in my office.
I just submitted another quote. We'll see if it makes the cut!
Sweet. Love the comment. Is there a site where I can list dumba** sentences of my students from their papers without being sued? If so, I have a book's worth. For example, did you know that Harper's Ferry (a anti-slave revolt in the 1850s) was really Herpes Berry? Lots of mental images there.
Hey, I have a very preliminary development in the way of a job opportunity. Give me a call and I'll explain.
make that 'an' not 'a' preceding anti-slave revolt. i freaking hate typos, including mine.
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