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>A friend of mine just got back from LA and heard this scoop about Tom
>& Katie from someone who works at Universal. The source said that they
>(Tom & Katie) have a 5-year contract and he's paying her $8 million.
>The engagement happened so fast because Rob Thomas' (Matchbox 20) wife
>caught Rob and and Tom in bed together and they rushed the engagement
>so that it would overshadow that scandal. Obv., take it with a grain
>of salt.
>
>Read below. This was just published.
>
>Independent Sources
>
>Bureaucrats?Independent Sources Confirms Existence of Tom Cruise/Rob
>Thomas Rumor Independent Sources announced today that it has uncovered
>a new, previously undiscovered Tom Cruise rumor:
>
>Tom Cruise and Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas are lovers!
>
>Independent Sources has hesitated writing about Tom Cruise/Katie
>Holmes for many reasons. First, there are other things going on in the
>world that, believe it or not, rank higher on the importance scale.
>Second, pretty much everything that can be said is being said.
>
>However, someone (I'll call her Mistress of the Hollywood Rumor) just
>walked into Insider's office with the following dish that I feel
>compelled to pass on. I did a quick check of Technorati and it wasn't
>there. So even if it is not true, it is at least original.
>
>No doubt that anyone with an Internet connection has read about Tom
>Cruise being gay. According to rumor lore, he has had a long-time
>boyfriend in Chicago who is an Asian pilot for American Airlines. This
>is an accusation that Cruise and more importantly Cruise's many
>attorneys vehemently deny.
>
>There have been many stories that supposedly corroborate his sexuality
>but never a smoking gun. Rumor mongers attribute this to the fact that
>Cruise goes to great lengths to cover his tracks. We are told that
>everyone around him signs extensive confidentiality contracts with
>enormous penalties for indiscretion. (Exhibit A: the 8-page
>confidentiality contract Cruise's housekeeper was forced to sign).
>
>Such stories have been around for years and Cruise has evidently
>attempted to counter them with a series of high-profile
>heteronormative relationships. First, Nicole Kidman, then Penelope
>Cruz, and most recently Katie Holmes. In each instance, the
>"relationship" is actually a contract that gives the women a boost to
>their careers, a lot of money, and an elegant lifestyle.
>
>Here is where this particular rumor gets interesting. Not long ago,
>Marisol, the wife of Matchbox Twenty's Rob Thomas (who has had to
>contend with his own rumors of bi-sexuality) found her husband in bed
>with Tom Cruise causing Cruise's people to shift into high gear.
>
>First, Mrs. Rob Thomas was bought off for an undetermined sum. Second,
>Cruise and his handlers set out to immediately find Cruise a
>girlfriend. Second-tier actresses were targeted. A list was drawn up
>with Jessica Alba (#1 pick) and three other girls who fell out for
>various reasons. Originally targeted (#3 I think) but later rejected
>as "undesirable" was rumor queen Lindsay Lohan. Way down at #5 on the
>list was Katie Holmes, but that was the one with whom they were able
>to strike a deal.
>
>Once the contact was signed, photo ops were set up, leaks were made to
>the right places, and we've had celebrity relationship on steroids
>ever since.
>
>One thing I will credit this rumor for is how it nicely explains Tom's
>behavior this past few months-including the couch jumping episode on
>Oprah. Cruise simply didn't have time for the Holmes rumors to
>circulate at its normal speed and he couldn't allow it to be second
>page news while the tabloids focused on Brad, Jennifer and Angelina.
>No, this relationship had to immediately become the "it" topic.
>
>Well, that's how we hear it.
>
>[A reminder to those of you reading this who have trouble
>differentiating truth from unsubstantiated rumor: at this point this
>is all conjecture. All we are doing is confirming the existence of a
>rumor that the Mistress tells us is all over Hollywood.] We should
>also add that this story is a bit of a departure for us. If you are
>interested in keeping up to date on it and other celebrity gossip, we
>suggest Defamer.
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