Ok ok.. I inspired the blog right?.. So I am simply showing up fashionable late. Looks like it's going pretty well. Hello to everyone. I've been quite busy.. moving into the new school, DA REUNION (which went very well and I took shots for the first time in years-), and finishing up GSU. I'm happy to announce that my report card will have nothing but A's on it. Maybe my parents will take me to Dairy Queen like they did back in the day. All of you please think of me this weekend and hope I'm not twitching from lack of nicotine. Yes, it's that time of year again, the dreaded 2nd weekend in August.. year in.. year out.. the south Georgia family reunion. Full of rednecks, farmers, white trash, and dentures. There's no getting out of it, not as long as the g-parents are living and mom is there to put the smack down. Not only is the drive a bitch, I have to put all bad habits on hold, and sit around people that are no more interested in me than I am in them. My favorite relationship is with my 2nd cousin.. her maiden name Angel Dozier, her husband's last name, Lamb- Her married name? Yep, Angel Lamb. She and I have been mutually ignoring each other for years and we can proudly boast that we have not spoken or had a conversation in the last 5 years. It takes a lot of work to avoid eye contact, the line while getting drinks, or the arrivals/departures of families. But somehow we manage. I'll be reporting post-reunion and let you know how it goes.
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